FISH DINNER AND FUNERALS

So, I've been resisting the recruiting efforts of the AARP for years now. I'm still in denial that I could belong to a senior citizen affiliation (no offense to seniors as apparently I am one...), but this came in the mail the other day and I'm sorry but it crosses the line with me.



Funeral arrangements over a fish dinner?

Really?

I'm one click past the big 5~O and they're ready to load me in the back of a hearse...

Not this spring chicken. I've got another 50 in me easy...

Isn't it funny how your mail changes when you reach that milestone?